February 14th; for some of us the most exciting day of the year, for others a day they would rather cancel. If you belong to the last category, don't waste any more tissues! I made this checklist especially for you, to survive Valentine's day and night!
THE VALENTINE'S DAY/NIGHT SURVIVAL KIT
1) Lots (read: loads) of chocolate. Tony's ChocoLONELY is the best.
2) Movies, but nothing romantic tinted.*
3) A suitable music-playlist. (Beyoncé - Single Ladies)
4) Ben & Jerry's ice cream in all kind of flavours.
5) A pet (or teddy bear) to cuddle with. If you don't own one, borrow one.
6) A big ugly sweater.
7) Liquor.
8) Did I already mention chocolate? Anyway, more chocolate!
Oh, and avoid social media like Instagram and Facebook. Trust me, it's for your own safety.
*It's a pain in the ass to find a movie that isn't romantic tinted, so tips are welcome!
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